Try Fly Sky : Chapter II

Caution! Lame jokes, excessive use of DOTS(...) and clumsy grammar ahead. Consider yourself warned!

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Today is the last day of class...

So... today is the last day of class...
The weather is great, and the people are different...
The people around me looks tired...
maybe because of the ongoing and upcoming exams...
maybe because of the party yesterday night...
maybe because of the PAINTED mile run (was changed from NAKED mile run) yesterday night... maybe because of lack of sleep catching up with the drama series...
maybe because they are just tired...

so, wazzup people???
now that u guys need something to stimulate ur clogged and clouded mind...

here's a brainteaser...

QUOTE(from a forum, which was quoted from another blog(which i think quoted from another source)):

Safe sex


There are 2 guys and 2 girls. The 2 guys want to f*ck the 2 girls (ie each guy screws both girls) but there is a problem ... There are only two condoms available. Use the condoms any way you want - reuse, flip it, etc - but you cannot wash it.

No body fluids can be exchanged (even girl-girl or guy-guy exchanges), else the sex would not be considered safe from STDs.

How can the task be done?
"UNQUOTE"
Hopefully this question will keep ur juice flowing... not THAT juice... but ur BRAIN juice...

got it?

I should be studying right now... with 4 FINALS in the span of 3 days looming ahead... from 25 April - 27 April... and with an iPod photo at stake... my bro promised to get me one if I get a 4.0 GPA for this semester, so, i should really be studying my ASS off right now...


BUT WHY am I typing my way here? Well, because the weather is too nice for me to study(not a reason because I'm staying indoor typing crap here...) Actually, because I'm too bored, sitting at the front desk, waiting for people to come and buy stamps, envelopes, asking for TP(toilet paper that is), trash bags, sorting mail, issuing temporary card to those who locked themselves out of their own room...silly ain't they? human invented lock to prevent others from entering their room, while these people do a much better job in preventing themself from entering their own room and get fined by me at the mean time...adding funds to the already rich University... all those seemed to be trivial but actually VERY important task...

try to imagine if i wasn't here to give out toilet paper.. how are U going wipe ur S after crapping?? don't tell me, I DON'T want to know...

another situation, if i wasn't here, and u locked urself out.... and u need to grab ur assignment in ur room, which is due in 30 minutes time... so, where are u going to ask for help??

See how omnipotent I am... muahaha...

damn, i can sense that i'm getting lamer and lamer each day... hopefully others' level of tolerating lameness is increasing as fast as my level of lameness increment...

so, i should really sign off now.... and see you guys later...

ciao...

take care and peace out....


posted by Voon Seng at 11:33 AM 0 comments

Friday, April 15, 2005

My Freshman Year coming to an END...soon.. really soon

Damn... I'm getting attached to this place already... My freshman year is coming to an end in less than a week time... and then there's my finals and *poof*... my freshman year vanishes into the thin air... at least it is thin warm air at this time of the year...

Time really flies... I still remember exactly the day I left Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA), with my family and frens seeing me off on Aug 23, 2004... and now, it's almost 8 months I'm here in a foreign land... far from home... but really, i LOVE this place... Ann Arbor is just wonderful and magical in so many ways... U must come here and live it to believe it...

Although everybody is looking forward to the Spring and Summer holiday, me too... but as others (many of them) are heading home and all, I'm staying back for classes and also for dunno wat... really... i've yet to plan for my entire summer semester... I've no plan about what to do, but i'm pretty sure wat not to do... taking classes is definitely on my NO LIST.... so, any suggestions??

just had my haircut at Aveda 2 days ago... it's an institution... so, i'm kinda risking my hair... making myself a guinea pig... and paying $14 for it... but the end result is beautiful...i mean i like the hair cut a lot... and prior to the haircut, the massage is not bad... but the only thing i will not want them to do next time is applying abundant amount of hair product on my hair... well, abit of wax is fine... but i think she applied 1 scoop of it... and the fragrance of the hair wax choked me for a good 4-5 hours... before i can go back to my room and wash it off... i got kinda dizzy and can't really function properly... so i ended up crawling up to bed before midnight... (that's a really rare occasion... i can't remember when was the last time i slept before 12 midnight...)
so, now, i'm a spikey... well at least i don't have to deal with 1 pound of hair... dangling in front of my forehead... and .... well.. all the maintenance... and management... might as well just cut them all once and for all.... no problem...

and i just lost my job for the Spring and Summer semester... dang... well not really, i wasn't even hired yet... so, can't really say that i lost the job... just that i was too optimistic... thinking that i will be hired no matter wat... too bad... as they are too many of us applying for the same job, and the customer service center is only operating for a shorter hours.... increase in demand, decrease in supply... therefore, the shortage... (UNEMPLOYMENT)....

lame... well, i'm just going to look for another job... maybe it will be better for me to work several jobs and get good references... i hope...

so, that's all for now....

take care...

posted by Voon Seng at 11:33 AM 0 comments

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