A Whacky Joke...quoted from ewacky.com
Really funny... got this from ewacky.com
"First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention." "
Pretty good.. ain't it?
Anyway... I'm in pretty good mood today...
One is, well... I passed my Actuarial Exam, course P(first paper), P for Probability(i guess!). I got to know about it yesterday, sometime abt 3.30pm... I think they didn't notice that they didn't link the webpage of the result properly... But because, they(the webmasters) are too organized and also too predictable, I just change some numbers, and get to surf the result page anyway...
Second is, today is Saturday... well... Saturday... woke up this morning, at about 7am, damn... I just couldn't sleep for more than 7 hours now... my body clock is just too 'good'... anyway, so, i just click around , surfing webpage, well, Utopia again..., and then, chatted with someone too.... and before long, it's already almost 10, and I have to get ready to work... one thing I forgot to mention is that I ate the Kahlua Mocha Chocolate Cheesecake...(whew, what a long name) which I bought yesterday early in the morning, and well, maybe it's because it was really too early... and maybe the cheesecake was kinda huge.... that's why I had hard time swallowing the last piece of it.... well, I waited for awhile and managed to get it down... That's when I discover, not everything is the more, the merrier.... there's something call satiate...meaning enough is enough... try having 10 scoops of ice cream, of 2 pounds of chocolate... U get what I mean???
Working at the dining hall for the brunch was really easy.... everything was so slow... couldn't believe it that there were less than 200(i think, maybe not even 150) people turned up for brunch... Working in the dining hall, few people = Boring!!! basically, we just stood around, making talks, cleaning up already cleaned counters, waiting for people to empty the tray so that we can go and get a new tray of food from the kitchen...
Well... got off from work at about 2.45pm... walked back to my apartment, changed into my running shoes, and I started to jog to the Central Campus Recreational Building (CCRB)... there, I ran 1.5 miles for warming up... then, did some stretching...(quite a lot actually), some kicking... my kicking was really rusty... then did some machines... and then, went back to jog again... for another 2.5 miles... basically, I spent about 2 hrs in sweating... pretty good... then, walked back to my apartment... got nothing to do, and that's about it... that's why I'm here, updating my blog...
"First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention." "
Pretty good.. ain't it?
Anyway... I'm in pretty good mood today...
One is, well... I passed my Actuarial Exam, course P(first paper), P for Probability(i guess!). I got to know about it yesterday, sometime abt 3.30pm... I think they didn't notice that they didn't link the webpage of the result properly... But because, they(the webmasters) are too organized and also too predictable, I just change some numbers, and get to surf the result page anyway...
Second is, today is Saturday... well... Saturday... woke up this morning, at about 7am, damn... I just couldn't sleep for more than 7 hours now... my body clock is just too 'good'... anyway, so, i just click around , surfing webpage, well, Utopia again..., and then, chatted with someone too.... and before long, it's already almost 10, and I have to get ready to work... one thing I forgot to mention is that I ate the Kahlua Mocha Chocolate Cheesecake...(whew, what a long name) which I bought yesterday early in the morning, and well, maybe it's because it was really too early... and maybe the cheesecake was kinda huge.... that's why I had hard time swallowing the last piece of it.... well, I waited for awhile and managed to get it down... That's when I discover, not everything is the more, the merrier.... there's something call satiate...meaning enough is enough... try having 10 scoops of ice cream, of 2 pounds of chocolate... U get what I mean???
Working at the dining hall for the brunch was really easy.... everything was so slow... couldn't believe it that there were less than 200(i think, maybe not even 150) people turned up for brunch... Working in the dining hall, few people = Boring!!! basically, we just stood around, making talks, cleaning up already cleaned counters, waiting for people to empty the tray so that we can go and get a new tray of food from the kitchen...
Well... got off from work at about 2.45pm... walked back to my apartment, changed into my running shoes, and I started to jog to the Central Campus Recreational Building (CCRB)... there, I ran 1.5 miles for warming up... then, did some stretching...(quite a lot actually), some kicking... my kicking was really rusty... then did some machines... and then, went back to jog again... for another 2.5 miles... basically, I spent about 2 hrs in sweating... pretty good... then, walked back to my apartment... got nothing to do, and that's about it... that's why I'm here, updating my blog...
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