Quoted Jokes...

Just wanted to share a quality joke... and a good oneliner...

from James' blog...

"Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
"



From my friend's message on MSN:
"Speech is like a miniskirt. It must be long enough to cover the important part, but short enough to be interesting."


Cheers...